Kanye West - The New Workout Plan

[Intro:]
You just popped in the Kanye West
“Get Right for the Summer” workout tape,
And, ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly,
You might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player,
Man, at least a dude wit a car.
So first of all, we gon' work on the stomach,
Nobody wants a little tight ass!

[Verse 1:]
1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and get them sit ups right, and
Tuck your tummy tight, and do your crunches like this.
Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave,
Don't drop the blunt, and disrespect the weed,
Pick up your son and, don't disrespect your seed.
It's a party tonight, and, ooh, she's so excited,
Tell me who's invited, you, your friends and my dick.
What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me,
So excuse me, miss, I forgot your name,
Thank you, God bless you, good night, I came,
I came, I came...

[Chorus:]
It's been a week without me,
And she feels weak without me,
She wanna talk it out but
Ain't nothing to talk about,
‘Less she talks about freakin' out so
Maybe we can work it out.
Work it out. [x4]
Maybe we could work it out.

[Verse 2:]
Oh, girl, your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette,
My name Kanye from the Jigga set,
Twista said, “Get it wet!”
Ooh, girl, your breath is harsh,
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS,
Off them tracks, yeah, I bought them cars,
Still killa a nigga on sixteen bars.
We ain't sweatin' to the oldies, we jukin' to a cold beat,
Maybe one day, girl, we can bone,
So you can brag to all your homies now,
But I still mess with a big girl
If you ain't fit, girl, I'll hit, girl,
1 and you brought 2 friends, OK, 3 more, now hop in the Benz,
4 door. Do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8?
All the mocha lattes, you gotta do Pilates,
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back datin'
Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas.

[Chorus]

[Interlude:]
– Hi, may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player, and like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive I just want to say, thank you, Kanye! Wooh! Wooh! Wooh!

– My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's put up in my Cavalier, and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun. And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck with Ray Ray's broke ass no mo.

Work it mo! Junk it mo! Pump it mo! Chi-town mo! Let's go mo!

– My name is Ella-May from Mobille, Alabama. And I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I been able to date outside the family, I got a double-wide, and I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane!

Thanks to Kanye's workout plan,
I'm the envy of all my friends.
See, I pulled me a baller man, yeah,
And I don't gotta work at the mall again!

Lemme break ya wit' a piece of
My favorite work out plan. Oh! Oh! Oh!
I wanna see you work out.
Yeah! [x8]
It's that old Michael Jackson shit.

That's right, put in work,
Move your ass, go berserk,
Eat your salad, no dessert,
Get that man you deserve.

It's Kanye's workout plan,
I said, it's Kanye's workout plan,
It's Kanye's workout plan,
His workout plan.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Allow myself to introduce myself,
This time around I want y'all to clap like this.

That's right, put in work,
Move your ass, go berserk,
Eat your salad, no dessert,
Get that man you deserve.

It's Kanye's workout plan,
I said, it's Kanye's workout plan,
It's Kanye's workout plan,
His workout plan.

Stop!
OK, bring!
I know y'all ain't tired,
But I hope not, ‘cause on this one I need ya
To give me a soul clap, okay? Double time!

That's right, put in work. Woo!
Move your ass, go berserk. Ow!
Eat your salad, no dessert. Ugh!
Get that man you deserve.

That's right, put in work. Put in work!
Move your ass, go berserk. Go berserk!
Eat your salad, no dessert. No dessert!
Get that man you deserve. You hear, ugh!

That's right, put in work. That's right, put in work!
Move your ass, go berserk. Go berserk!
Eat your salad, no dessert. Eat your salad, no dessert!
Get that man you deserve, woo!

Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good,
I appreciate your time.
I want to see you work out for me.
Woah, yeah!