— Yeah?
— Umm, uh, is Cheryl here?
— Well, who are you?
— Tell her Ice Cube is here.
— Who?!
— Ice Cube!
— Ice Cube?! Man, I ain't letting my damn daughter go out with no damn Ice Cubes, man! Man, what the hell you talking about, man? I brought my daughter up, man, in a Catholic school, private school. Man, what you want with her? I'm sick of this bullshit!
— Yo, man, let me tell you something...
[Verse 1:]
Your daughter was a nice girl, now she is a slut,
A queen treatin' niggas just like King Tut,
Gobblin' up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird,
Suckin' up the Lench Mob crew, and I'm comin' third.
Used to get straight A's, now she just skippin' class,
Oh my, do I like to grip the hips and ass,
Only seventeen, with a lot of practice
On black boys jimmies and white boys cactus.
Sorry, sorry, sir, but I gotta be brief,
A lotta niggas like bustin' nuts in her teeth,
Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic,
That don't mean shit, ‘cause she's givin' up the ass quick,
Quicker than you can say, "Candy,"
The bitch is on my Snicker, and, oh man, she
Can take on three men built like He-Men.
Her little-bitty twat got gallons of semen,
Fourteen niggas in line ready to bang your
Pride-and-joy, I mean daddy's little angel,
Tell the little bitch to bring her ass out the house,
‘Cause your daughter's known for givin' up the nappy dug out.
[Chorus – ×2:]
I got a big ol' ding-a-ling, and if that bitch can hang,
I'm gonna do my thing, with your daughter!
Givin' up the nappy dug out!
— Look, motherfucker, you better get from in front of my house with that old goddamn bullshit, you girlie ass motherfucker. You better get out of here witcha fine ass. Man, you's a little fine, motherfucker!
[Verse 2:]
Mister, mister, before you make me go,
I'm here to let you know your little girl is a ho,
Nympho, nympho, boy, is she bad,
Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads.
I know she is a minor and it is illegal,
But the bitch is worse than Vanessa Del Rio,
And if you decide to call rape,
We got the little hooker on tape, now
Tell the fuckin' slut to please, hurry up,
And wear that dress that's tight on her butt,
So I can finger fuck on the way to the bed.
Been in so many rooms, she got a dot on her forehead,
Face turnin' red from grabbin' them ankles.
Fuck and get up is how I do them stank hoes,
You should hear how she sounds with a cock in her,
Boots get knocked from here to Czechoslovakia,
Two are on top, one on the bottom.
First nigga got the boots, man, you shoulda shot him
;Cause after I got 'em, it was over,
Now niggas get lucky like a four-leaf clover
On daddy's little girl,
She keeps nuts in her mouth like the bitch was a squirrel
So tell Cheryl to bring her ass home
‘Cause the line at my house is gettin' long, ay!
[Chorus – ×2:]
I got a big ol' ding-a-ling, and if that bitch can hang,
I'm gonna do my thing, with your daughter!
Givin' up the nappy dug out!
— Yo!
— Little motherfucker!
— Daddy, where did he go?
— I'll tell you where he went, goddammit!
— Mercy!
Givin' up the nappy dug out!
Givin' up the nappy dug out!
Warning: when having sexual intercourse with a female like Cheryl, you must use, jimmy hat condoms.
We're called jimmy hats, have you ever seen us?
Most guys wear us round rolled up on your penis,
If you're real smart, you will always use us.
Put me in your wallet, 'fore some dummy screws us;
And going bare back without the bare facts
Will have creepy crawlers crawling on your nutsack!
So get the J-I-M-M-Y to the hats,
It's me and two brothers in a pack.
Run out and get your jimmy hats!
Small and extra large.
Run out and get your jimmy hats!
Or this might happen to you!
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